hysterectomy

ankle surgery

Person 1: "my mom had a hysterectomy last august."
Person 2: "do you even know what a hysterectomy is?"

Person 1: "yes it's ankle surgery."

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heat exhaustion

the state of emotional and physical tiredness that occurs after drinking insufficient water in 90 degree weather that makes you want to murder someone and stare demon eyes at your coach when he forces you off the tennis courts because you may or may not be shivering and around 90 seconds from passing out.

person 1: " hypdrate or dystrate because ain't nobody got time for heat exhaustion!!"

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