Habeas coitus is the latin phrase for engaging in sexual intercourse. Its usefulness lies in its esoteric nature; one can use this phrase in public, surrounded by old women, or even in church without the people around them realizing what they are talking about.
James: Hey, Bill, guess what?
Bill: What?
James: Suzanne and I habeas coitus last night.
Bill: ... ... ... What the hell are you talking about?
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