Pussy Plan

An inherent benefit of working a job that deals with things that women fawn over, which in turn aids in the process of sleeping with them.

While not technically considered to be an official benefit such as health care, dental, and paid vacations, the Pussy Plan is an extremely valuable bonus aspect of any line of work that crosses into a woman's realm of sentiment.

Jeremy: Your job comes with a Pussy Plan, doesn't it?
George: Yeah man, my job at the animal shelter is a chick magnet. Every girl with a soft spot for animals automatically opens her spot for my dick!

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