Emerson's Hair

The 8th wonder of the world is atop of Emerson's Head. Each strand is perfectly placed with precision. Asian tourists by the bus loads take trips to Emerson's hair to photograph the beauty and wonder which is perched so high above.

"Dude, I just got cock blocked by Emerson's hair"

"Emerson's hair is going to be here?! TONIGHT!? Now THIS is going to be a party!"

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do a nest

building a nest

she do a nest in bananas. good mom. cumfy bananas.

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Muss

When it's obvious that you have to do something

Dude.. I heard you are thinking about coming to the festival.. Are you dumb? It's muss

Gravel Gunt

An area of a female that provides your business traction and stability.

Yesterday was rough.. I had no choice to plow through that Gravel gunt. No pain.. No gain.

Dad's Legs

A relatively young person who's legs resemble ones of a middle aged man or older. Untanned and has barely any muscle.

Having little to no hair is a plus, as well as wearing black socks, dress shoes, and shorts also helps the look.

"Dude, what's up with your legs? they're sooo white! don't you ever wear shorts?"

"No way man, chicks love my Dad's Legs."

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