Bage

Aging of a book or portion of a book based on the language or vernacular used by the author. Although a 30 year old book may be written about a time period 100 years into the future, you can still determine when it was written by looking at the vernacular used.

The GRE had several questions on baging of books.

I baged the book to be written in the early 1950's
What do you bage that book to be?

disturbled

A disturbing way of using the word "disturbed".

I was very disturbled when I saw the dog having sex with the cat.

Bargument

A heated debate in a pub or a tavern that may or may not involve the police, but will always involve inebriation

They got into the worst bargument at the Star Community Bar. She ended up pushing him from the barstool

mini stroke

Mini stroke is when someone with little tiny hands strokes a little tiny penis.

The president conducted a mini stroke before his meeting with Putin