wobbie

the most awe inspiring person on the earth. wonderful musical taste, all around the best. makes your heart skip a beat when you know you're speaking to the one person in the world who makes you feel butterflies in your stomach.

i wish i was almost as smart as wobbie, he is so amazing.

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shiarrhea

when you have explosive diarrhea poop that is too shy to come out. come on, it's diarrhea, it's meant to come out fast and furious! usually happens after a night of drinking and then spending the night in an unfamiliar place.

i got to the bathroom and i knew i had to go, but apparently it was shiarrhea. finally, once i got comfortable with my surroundings, it came out.

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