Dolphins

marine mammals who often get eaten by killer whales. If they are so smart, why can't they stop me from plugging their blow hole and choaking them to death? I'll tell you why, cuz they suck! Fuck dolphins, they are the chicken of the sea. They are only good for one thing...to eat.
With all the things to hate in the world (Jesus, The Rain Forest, Puppies, ect.) Why choose dolphins? Because they fucking suck and so do you for liking them! Dolphins suck harder in one day then your hooker mom does all year.

1. Dolphins are the real assassins of president Kennedy
2. Dolphins are concealing weapons of mass destruction.
3. Dolphins steal our air, they should breathe under water like a normal fish.
4. Dolphins shot 2-Pac.
5. Spam, Pop-Ups, junk mail, the easter bunny, all dolphins...

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