A sexually aggressive male who (during sexual inter course) will poke his nose up the females vagina whilst making the noise âcuckooâ and then will proceed to bite off her vaginal skin in a way of circumcision. He then ravenously gobbles up her blood and runs from the bed stealing her cat and every meat from the fridge (cat is not a neccesary addition) and escapes the house and will shit on her front step and write on the excretion âitâs all ogre nowâ before kicking over her bins.
Max : hey dude have heard what fongy did to Mia.
Dude : what?
Max : he done the classic hungry seagull and is now being sentenced to 4 months for cannibalism and vandalism. Plus he stole her cat the fat egg head.
A sexually aggressive male who (during sexual inter course) will poke his nose up the females vagina whilst making the noise âcuckooâ and then will proceed to bite off her vaginal skin in a way of circumcision. He then ravenously gobbles up her blood and runs from the bed stealing her cat and every meat from the fridge (cat is not a neccesary addition) and escapes the house and will shit on her front step and write on the excretion âitâs all ogre nowâ before kicking over her bins.
Max : hey dude have heard what fongy did to Mia.
Dude : what?
Max : he done the classic hungry seagull and is now being sentenced to 4 months for cannibalism and vandalism. Plus he stole her cat the fat egg head.
A person who thinks they have expertise on everything but makes an ass of themselves in front of a person who actually has expertise on the topic.
Watch out for that Chuffy, he thinks the world orbits around him.
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