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That friends dad who loves to take drugs and is normally a Buddhist and vegetarian.
Boy: How is your dad?
Friend: upstairs off his face on crack, meditating
Boy: That's classic crackhead dave
Ran out of names to call your boy just call him jack
Women: what shall we call our son Dave?
Stoned Husband: I dunno Jack
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That friends mum who has the quality's of a mammoth being giant and hairy such magnificent creatures can be spotted in poor, small working class homes caring for their children and protecting them from the outside.
Boy(15): come to mine so we can eat veggie pizza
Friends: no, the mummoth will get us
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