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Randy

The best person you will ever meet. He is kind, caring, and will do anything to make you happy. Randy will give you hugs at the most random of times and will say "I love you" every chance he gets. If you are not currently in contact with a Randy, you need to find one as soon as possible.

Friend: "Why do you like that guy, Randy?"
Me: "Randy is the most amazing person I could ever hope for."

by don't.mess.with.me May 16, 2015

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normal

Normal is something that no individual truly is.
Normal is nothing more than a setting on a washing machine.

Guy 1 - "Dude, did you see that girl? She's so normal."
Guy 2 - "Dude, no one can be normal. It's not physically possible."

by don't.mess.with.me April 30, 2015