Harry Potter

Main character with a hero complex that gets very annoying.

(I know he was supposed to defeat the dark lord or whateva not the fucking point dumbass)
(And is fucking rude to Neville for no reason AND HE WAS TRYING TO HELP HIS ASS)
(Anyways stan Neville cause he's da shit)

"Harry Potter do you have an annoying ass hero complex"
"Why yes the fuck I do!!

Draco

Hot asf Slytherin blonde boy who everyone hates till it's time to simp. Don't forget if your a dumb bitch that I like fucking movie Draco book Draco are not the fucking same thing. Seperate the two other stans.

(oh and Draco stans don't forget that Harry did have it rougher than Draco)

(But why would I want my favorite character to suffer a lot anyways?)

"Hey are you a Draco stan?"

"NO! I hate him he bullied Harry."
( yeah we fucking already know that)
"Until it's time to simp?"
"Yep."

Dracosexual

Your a dumbass who thinks this is an actual thing and mocking and being inconsiderate of the lgbtq+ community. You are not a real Draco stan just a dumbass fucking clown, think about it Draco SIMP.

"I"m Dracosexual", said the dumbass

"No you mean your a dumbass bitch.", the educated person said

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