Tipo

Tipo (TEE-poh): n. A malapropism resulting from not-so-smart-phone auto-mis-correction. See also: fucking autocorrect.

"Congratulations! I just read about your engorgement in the newspaper!"

Mom: "I will come get u at 9 if there will be a saggy vag for me."
Him: "WTF?!"
Mom: "doggy bag! Good christ this phone."

Her: "Hey -- I locked myself out. Can you bring me my spare cockring?"
Him: "Please tell me that's a tipo."
Her: "...fucking iPhone. Keyring!"

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