lemwiskit biscuit

extraordinary or bloody brilliant

Contestant: How was my performance Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell: That performance was lemwiskit biscuit!

Contestant: wha-

Simon Cowell: *presses the golden buzzer*

Contestant: Wow I’m so happy but could somebody tell me what lemwiskit bisc-

Howie Mandel: woohoo

Dirty Cinimod

You shove your dick far up in the vagina that your break your dick

Guy: imma about to perform the Dirty Cinimod on you

Woman: what? Fine

Guy: ouch I broke my dick. Somebody take me to the ER please

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