colorado avalanche

build up a large load over a long period of time. When your about to bust, place your dick on top of her head (in a roman helmet sort of fashion) and avalanche your load down her face. hence, the colorado avalanche.

after we didnt bang for a month, i felt it necessary to colorado avalanche her. her face was then glazed over.

20👍 10👎

wisconsin cheese grater

dont shower for weeks. build up dick cheese on or around your ball sack. then let it dry out. then have a chick take her teeth in a cheese grater like fashion and grate the cheese off your sack for you. do with it what you want afterwards.

that bitch gave me the wisconsin cheese grater and sprinkled it on her spaghetti.

18👍 6👎