percy-damage

Inherent, unintentional physical damage to property caused by Percy; damage estimated at an average of $4.99 per hour, or 8.3 cents per minute. Most likely to occur between Friday 5pm through Sunday 6am. See also percy-storm.

Percy-damage this week included two broken glasses and a poker table.

percy-speed

Abnormally slow, apathetic human movement.

It took an hour to clean the boat because Dave was moving at percy-speed.

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percy-storm

a momentous tragic event involving unintentional destruction of property ranging from extreme misfortune to utter ruin.
see: percy-damage

A percy-storm sunk the boat.