Buggybigger

two bugs that are stood next to each other. One of the two bugs are larger than the other, this is what you call the buggy that is bigger. Or, buggybigger

awwww look there are two bugs. the one one the left is the buggybigger

Bastard sausage

A term to describe someone who has been very stupid, or idiotic at something but you aren't mad at them. You just want to call them out for the mistake that they made and how much of an idiot they are

Oh my god, how could you of done this. You are such a bastard sausage