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What runs out of the Rigger Monkey after a return from another death-defying trip servicing his crew.
Man, it's a wonder he has any guts left, about 2 liters of Liquid Spam ran out his ass when we were done!
4π 2π
What emits during heavy petting, shortly to be followed by vigorous knob polishing (hopefully).
Damn, two minutes with that Stupid Donkey and my jockeys are soaked with Knob Polish!
15π 17π
Consumer of large quantities of cum, subject to no limits beyond whatever donors can provide.
That bald freak rigger monkey makes a good Jism Sponge until he leaves the rig!
7π 3π
Hot food to provide much needed energy to withstand pummelling by sweaty, horny riggers. Usually accompanied by sprinkles of dried cum on cornflakes.
Heh. We fed this week's Rigger Monkey with a wicked dose of Breakfast of Champions so he could milk us with his love-cheeks.
2π 27π
The stinging sensation and scent from butt fucking the Rigger Monkey after he chows down a Breakfast of Champions with garlic.
Damn, that ho' Rigger Monkey had some garlic in him so now my dick's all skanky.
9π 22π
The act of preparing furry female felines for the pleasure of members of the Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra upon their monthly escape from their trailer-infested strike-ridden swampland.
TD & Smoke souped up their dump truck in anticipation of their trek to search for Kitten Wranglers.
2π 6π
Future job for Rigger Monkey or Mr. Penis Head: work in gay porn film to fluff bottoms.
Desperately Seeking Ass Wrangler: wanted, gay man for preparing film star extras.
7π 6π