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Torsades de Balls

a.k.a. Testicular Torsion: A painful twisting of the testicles that is usually caused by trauma but can also occur spontaneous. If left untreated can lead to partial or total death of the testicle or testicle(s). Term is used by Paramedics rooting from the medical term "Torsades de Pointes" which is unrelated to the testicles meaning: a twisting heart rhythm commonly called "Polymorphic Ventricular Tachycardia".

"man this kid is in pain after falling on a balance beam, now he's got Torsades de Balls"!

by donkeypunchmedic September 22, 2011


Otitis Phonia

Inflammation (swelling) of the inner ear after phone sex with a diseased hooker of skank. Often resulting in 3-5 days after a phone sex encounter. A form of std, but contracted over the phone.

Man I called that 1-900 number a few days ago and got some nasty hooker on the phone, now my ear is sore and having discharge. I got Otitis Phonia fo sho dog!

by donkeypunchmedic October 2, 2011

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