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Pretending to support women after you have a history of disrespecting them.
Did you hear about what Dan just said about empowering women?
Yeah, but it sounded all like Dolphism.
A sexual act where a man gets into a bridge position and the woman sits on top. Upon sitting, the man asks if she knows a man named Titus. When she replies no, he says: “Titus your mom!”
How was Sarah last night?
It was great, we had a crazy Titus’ Arch!
A girl sits on a man’s shoulders and sticks her fingers up his nose. She smacks his head and he runs around like a wild boar. When she comes to climax, she squirts down his back, leading to a slippery slope.
She climbed up on me and had the time of her life doing Wet Boar!