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tonic klonic

A spin off of the classic gin and tonic taken to the next level with an added dosage of klonopin.

Bartender:
What would you like to drink?

Customer:
This week has been tough and need something strong to take the edge off.

Bartender:
Sounds like you need a tonic klonic!

by dont.panic.its.organic October 26, 2017