Ellensburg

A small town in the middle of f*****g nowhere. Has a rodeo/fair, which is the only thing worthwhile to do there unless of course you want to go to college, which 90% of the towns population has never been to because they were too busy working on the farm. The other 10% actually attends the college and spends their free time smashing glass bottles in the bike lane. Has an awesome doughnut shop, a really good ice cream shop, and a semi talented high school. People should go there at least once in their life to get the experience.

Where do you live?

Ellensburg.
wait, where?

Ellensburg.

Sorry, I didn't quite catch that.

ELLENSBURG

where the hell is that???

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pussy

A cat, bastards.

A CAT.
Definitely not that holy grail between a woman's legs.

THAT is properly referred to as a CUNT.

Get it right.

"dude, look at that chick. I want some of her pussy."
"dont eat cats. Eat cunts."

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shunt

A girl who gets shunned by a group because she refused to give a guy her cunt.

"Look at Kat. On Friday night she ended up as ryans shunt, and now none of her friends will talk to her."

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