soccer

An exciting and intriguing game requiring extreme talent, it can be played and enjoyed by anyone in the world.

Serious fans tend to be annoying pricks who use their soccer passion as an excuse not to get laid.

me: Hey man, lets go and hang out with the girls I met the other day, they seem really cool

friend: Na man, my soccer teams got a match

me: oh ok, well how bout tomorrow?

friend: Na man, I really don't like girls, I just want to watch men kick balls around all day. I wish i could have them inside of me

me: ok, well have fun with that, im sorry your life is so empty that you have to base your pride and self respect on the success or failure of a sports team which you don't play on and doesnt even play in this country

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