Jacob

Sweetest guy on earth, makes you happy when you are sad, will hold you in his arms at tough times and when you are cold, funny, smart and out smarts a bunch of people, loving, smiles a lot, super romantic, flirty, can make you smile within a minute(unless you have no soul), great hugger, most honest guy you'll ever meet, and he is totally respectful to women.

Girl:"hes so sweet and romantic!!!"

Other girl:"he's definitely a Jacob!!!"

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Absalon

gets along with everyone and has a crushes on girls that don’t like him like that

Absalon lowkey downbad

Liquid shit

1.The more proper and easier way to say diarrhea

2. A random insult

1. OMG theres some liquid shit in that toilet

2. YOU LIQUID SHIT!!!!1!!!!11!!

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