Wainscoting

(ˈwānskōdiNG,ˈwānˌskädiNG) the act of inviting a romantic interest over to your place for intimacy, with the intent to only have them complete chores around the house, such as changing the light bulbs or yard work.

Debbie was wainscoting Jamal for six months before they broke up. She was using him to renovate her kitchen, and all he got were blue balls.

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