inch

A rating system for the male penis.

10+ inches = the elite
8 - 9 inches = the average user
6 - 7 = disdavantages
5- = tragic

the inch has a very powerful affect on a mans confidence

the guy had a 5 inch cock so we threw him out of the sex club and went around the city making poster saying "timothy has a very small penis"

timothy later killed himself by hacking off his knob

98👍 677👎

flauging

to act like someone or something you're not (as in drive a car that's not yours)

Mike wuz flauging in his pops' Benz.

169👍 19👎

rubber

A piece of rubber that covers the mans penis so he can have sex with a woman and don't have to worry about getting a yucky std or having a asshole kid.

Fuck, I didn't use a rubber, Now I have herpies and have a whole fucking daycare.

414👍 276👎

fairy

Nightranger, Nightranger, Nightranger.....

Nightranger is a fucking fairy

6👍 54👎