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short for grand-ma, originally evolved through text messaging to make it shorter
Igoin2gma's@7wannago?
iluvugma
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A man from county Durham. He is famous for playing cornet and trumpet as well as singing and dancing as well as performing artistically. Friend of Cotgrave's fiance's brother.
"So that John Milestone, is he avalable?"
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A former policeman in Durham, on the run from the law after a drugs bust at Jimmy's house went wrong. He has style, wit, a gun, and a whacking stick. Don't get in his way, or you'll pay! Big time!
He has starred in many films such as "Enter the Cotgrave" and "The return of the copper who wants to kill for justice : a Cotgrave story".
It is generally beleived that at birth he was taken away from the hospital and thrown in a radioactive swimming pool and has super powers. Did I mention that? Yeah he can fly and shoot lasers from his eyes. Also she shoots fire. Oh yeah, and he is super strong.
He is generally found at Jimmy's house where he beats up people he doesn't like such as stupid fags that are like "HAHAHA YOU USED TEH STANDBY GLITCH YOU NOOB!!". Cotgrave is a hero among men. He should have a day named after him, and also he should have a car which is like the Batmobile, but is called the "Cotmobile". Doodles sits on the back seat shooting out the window at passers by of course. Jimmy is in the passengers seat, and Vuvu...well I don't know where he is, lets just say he is on the "Val mobile" which is like the Cotmobile but less cool in many ways.
Anyway like I was saying, if you meet a man in the street with red eyes, a ripped shirt, fire breath, muscles, and wings, you will know that it is Cotgrave, and no matter how well behaved you have been, you have 20 seconds to live..
(If you're lucky)
"Oh my god, argh! He is ripping my head off, with a fork! Raghagh!"
"What up, cotgrave. Please don't kill me".
And now for a role play, where cotgrave is undercover as a libarian..
Man: Hello, where do I return this book?
Cotgrave: Havn't you heard of the Dewey Decimal system?!
Man: No shut up!
Cotgrave : *pulls out sword*. You're fucked now, you stupid moron
Man: Noo, please don't kill me!
Cotgave: You know, up until now, I always wanted to kill a man like you....So goodbye!
*Kills*
THE END
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Italian game television channel. Used to have Geoff Moody, Betti Peri and that Andrew bloke. Now has turned into a softcore porn and message channel. They have several MMORPGs such as The Legend of Mir 2, The Myth of Soma and a Horizons game.
"I was on Game Network's The Legend of Mir show and game."
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When someone rings up 999 for an emergency service and pretends there is an emergency . Thus taking up valubale resources.
"One of the Grievance clan did a hoax call which ended up the fire engine taken up could have saved that old lady."
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Ally of the Chantastic Five. He along with Kurtbo, Lee, Lance and many more make up Kyles Killer Krew.
Kyle and his Krew go to Durham Sixth Form Centre.
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