FM

Full mana. Your mystical energies are fully available and you're ready to cast some spells.

Person 1: How are you doing on your mana levels, casters?
Caster: FM here, ready to sling some spells!

VPILF

Vice President I'd Like to Fuck

Akin to MILF and GILF.

Sarah Palin, presumptive Republican Party vice presidential nominee for the 2008 United States presidential election.

Person 1: Hey dude, have you heard about McCain's running mate? I heard she's got a fucked up family, has zero experience beyond Alaska, wants to teach creationism in schools, doesn't think humans are the cause of global warming, and is against abortions even in the case of rape.

Person 2: Who cares? Bitch is a VPILF. She's got my vote.