Gary Coleman

A Century stand, aka a "C-stand," is a device commonly used in photography and filmmaking to support lights, flags, etc.

A standard C-stand is 40 inches high. A Gary Coleman refers to the 20-inch variety, for use when space is at a premium.

Hey, tell that PA over there to grab me six of those Gary Colemans and a jelly doughnut.

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yobrefistank

Slang for "you have bad breath".

Girl: "Why won't you kiss me?"
Guy: "Cuz yobrefistank."

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step

To leave, usually by invitation.

You'd best get to steppin'.

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checking the meter

Euphemism used to temporarily excuse oneself from a social gathering--presumably to see how much time is left on the (non-existent) parking meter--in order to do drugs.

"I'll be right back, I gotta check the meter."

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free cowboy hat

A disposable toilet seat cover typically found in public restrooms (see assgasket), so called because of its uncanny resemblance to a Stetson hat when the center is punched out and it is placed upon the head. And, because they're free.

Jimmy prefers the stalls to the urinals, because he always gets a free cowboy hat.

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