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Screwicide

The act of screwing somebody until they die from it. Alternatively, the most enjoyable form of suicide if your goal is to screw until you die.

My husband has been gone on that business trip for so long that when he returns, I'm going to commit justifiable screwicide.

by dotk February 10, 2009

16πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Party Trooper

A person who will continue to party no mater what obstacles get in the way. The opposite of a party pooper.

Despite massive rains, high cover charges and impending doom, Jimmy continued to look for the next party. He's a real party trooper.

by dotk May 4, 2010

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Boob Tube Baby

A child who is conceived because there was nothing good on TV that night and the parents were bored.

I don't have cable- so my first son is a Boob Tube Baby I blame it on the show "Charles in Charge". My second son was a sponge failure.

by dotk November 28, 2012

26πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Hefty Heave Ho

This is when one breaks up with a significant other and gathers all their possessions in a garbage bag...a Hefty and dumps it out on the street.

Are you still dating Mark?

No, I gave him the Hefty heave ho days ago.

by dotk October 28, 2009


Go All Scientology

To go crazy on somebody- especially if you are going to yell at them loudly. Scientologists believe that they can command things around them by using their voice.

Boss: Go yell at that clerk.

Employee: I'll go all Scientology on them.

by dotk February 14, 2012

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Givernment

The idea that government exists to spend money and/or solve all problems of people, businesses or groups by spending money.

President Obama has really expanded Givernment spending.

I'm waiting for my givernment check to come so that I can score me some sweet crack.

by dotk June 10, 2009

18πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Hellective

Any course but especially a college elective course thought to be "fluff" an easy A...however it turns out to be harder than hell and the student barely passes the course or has to drop it or suffer consequences.

Student 1: Dude, I signed up from Speedeli's basket weaving class.

Student 2: No way!! Speedeli makes you spend three weeks hiking the Appalacian trail looking for raw materials with your bare hands. That class it unreal...totally hellective. You better drop it now while you have a chance.

Another example:

Kelly lost her 4.0 GPA after taking an hellective sculpture class taught by Mr. Biggums.

by dotk April 24, 2012