jammer

Slang for a joint.

Dude let's go smoke a jammer.

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bowling

The act of smoking a bowl (or hopefully multiple bowls) of marijuana. May be incorrectly typed as worling; this usually occurs when one is extremely cranksed.

"I'd totally go bowling right now if I wasn't getting piss tested for probation!"

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hey dude!

An extremely friendly greeting used by an extremely wasted but non-belligerent drunk. May be used to greet friends, strangers, policemen, trees, and imaginary objects. Often used in conjunction with pretty much.

Alex: "Hey dude!"
You: "Who the fuck are you and why did you just run into that tree?"

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DN's

Short for Dense Nuggs. In other words, a highly packed bag of (usually) high-grade marijuana that is not at all fluffy.

"That kid's got some DN's"

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pretty much

A phrase that should be uttered as often as possible, whenever one is extremely drunk. May be used to answer any question whatsoever.

"Dude, you're really fucked up."
"Pretty much!"

Trevor: "How much have you had to drink tonight?"
Alex: "Pretty much!"

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