Greenie

A racial epithet for celery, specifically created to malign celery in a blender.

"Fuckin greenies!"

"Go back home, I'm not payin your taxes!"

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Assbar

A common abbreviation for All Star Batman and Robin. The title of the book abbreviates to ASBAR, which was changed by readers to ASSBAR, as the quality of the book was far below expectations from a Batman book, especially a Batman book written by Frank Miller.

"What would you say is the worst comic book ever written?"
"Oh man, ASSBAR is easily the worst thing ever written."
"At least it gave us The Goddamn Batman."

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george w. bush boy president

A podcast skit from the show Cort and Fatboy, found on www.cortandfatboy.com . It documents the antics of George W. Bush as if he were a child running the white house, which is pretty much how it is in real life.

"Dude, did you hear that latest episode of George W. Bush Boy President?"
"Yeah it was great. Fatboy is the greatest."

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Freemanic Paracusia

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the voice of Morgan Freeman.

Jim just gets lost in whatever he's reading ever since he got Freemanic Paracusia.

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