Chronic Wanker

One who carries around with them the uncontrollable urge to have a wank. This condition makes seemingly simple outings rather difficult.

Guy1: Yo man? Have you ever noticed all the white stains on the carpets in Doug's apartment?

Guy2: Yeah man its cause he's a fucking chronic wanker.

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Soft Zero

This is a case where a girl is so unfortunate looking that not only does she not make it onto the classic "1-10 scale of hotness", it is actually considered generous to rate her 0.

Dude I don't remember anything from last night, it must have been bad though cause I woke up with a soft zero.

chunder bucket

1. A bucket that is filled with vomit, usually found in a weird place after a party.

2. A male who chunders way too often when he parties, generally after consuming the same amount of alcohol as a 110 pound girl.

1. Guy1: This morning after my party I found a chunder bucket under my parent's bed.
Guy2: Sorry bout that.

2. Guy1: Dude Doug puked last night after 2 beers.
Guy2: Thats three weeks in a row... what a fucking chunder bucket.

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