snap my overalls

When you are shocked to hear that something has occured that is made up of pure awesomeness.

Oshaundo exclaimed: "Well snap my overalls and pull me down" when his favorite chocolate lady came through the door.

Jebidiah suddenly snapped his overalls when he saw his first pig being born.

Sanderson went to Mexico and got to smack a pinata with a bat on his birthday so that he was full of joy and exclaimed: "snap my overalls and pull me down!"

heiferitis

Heiferitis is the stage of being slightly under obese. You are not quite obese, but yet not skinny. Although a disorder, you can still get guys every 3 months or so.

Rachel suffers from heiferitis so therefore gets laid about once every 4 months.

Julia wanted to get with Shawn but he told her to see the doctor about her heiferitis before (she weights more than Shawn).

Because of her heiferitis, Monique just had 3 slices of pizza but could still do dinner.

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