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When a guy has thick, muscular, veiny hands that look like he strangles otters for fun.
He's got those otter strangling hands, they're so sexy. Strangle me, daddy
When you're playing baseball as a pitcher and you throw a fastball that drills the hitter in the hip and he starts crying, then you walk up to the batter, tickle his beard, then throw salt in his eyes, and lather his fingers in cheap hotel soap.
Person One: I accidentally hit the batter in the hip, so I decided to go for the whole Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley.
Person Two: Damn, even the hotel soap?
When you go front to front with someone and they grab you and crack your back.
My back hurt so I asked him to give me Ass Scoobies.
A grassy area, especially near a road
Person one: Some say there was a second shooter on the grassy knoll
Person two: You mean the parstage
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A slang term to reaching nirvana/ achieving enlightenment
I shreathed when I was 20 and I never saw the world the same again
When you jackhammer the pussy so hard she throws up and has a heart attack
I gave that chick a Dirty Osbie. She couldn't stand for 3 hours
White and Spanish version of kachigga my nigga
Black guy: Kachigga my nigga
White person: Uhh... lechuga my beluga?