San Fran

The most annoying way possible to refer to the City of San Francisco. Even more annoying than calling it Frisco. Frisco is actually endearing by comparison.

Duh, I'm going to San Fran. Duh-har har.

(Gets punched in the face).

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The BART

What non-locals call BART. Mostly people from L.A.

Duh-har, I'm gonna take the BART. Duh duh duh!

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The fuck is this?

Something a butt naked warlord might exclaim upon being bemused at the spectacle of a Mormon missionary suddenly appearing in his camp.

"General, we have an intruder!"

"The fuck is this?"

Splooge target

A tattoo on the small of a girl's back, which one can take aim at.

Check out that chick's splooge target.

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San Jose

Southernmost suburb of San Francisco.

Why did a take a job all the way down in San Jose?

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