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The day of the week when most people live their entire lives.
You can tell when you're in traffic that most of the people in front of you have no destination where they want to arrive before next Tuesday.
28π 37π
1. (politely) I don't have romantic interest in you.
2. (sarcastically) Get lost, creep!
1. "I'll call you tomorrow."
"I like you for who you are."
2. "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
"I can't tell you how much I like you for who you are."
15π 18π
I don't know. Tell me where to download it, and I'll check it out.
Good grief! I can't believe no one already said this.
635π 115π
One's preference for a particular type of sexual partner, regardless whether that preference is rigidly or casually held, and regardless how morally repugnant others may find that preference.
heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, and pedosexual are all sexual preferences. Pedosexual propaganda uses pedophile as a euphemism in place of pedosexual to make it seem like it isn't all that bad.
104π 57π
1. An epidemic infection of spyware and adware, frequently euphemized as AOL.
2. A heavy financial burden.
My sister went back to PayOhHell because she got scared by all the viruses that installed with SBC Yahoo's software.
6π 1π
v. To move a phone number from one carrier or type of service to another; p.t., ported.
n. The act of porting a number.
I got a cell phone and ported the landline number to my cell phone. It was only supposed to take a week or so to port the number, but it took two months, instead.
The port went through yesterday, only no one bothered to tell me. I've had my cell phone turned off most of the time since no one could call it any way until the number is ported, so when I turned it on this morning it suddenly had four voice mails waiting.
19π 16π
Shaking hands with the unemployed.
He's shaking hands with the unemployed, just like a politician at the Unemployment Office.
Huh?
Masturbation.
Oh, of course!
109π 95π