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Hellay

L.A., as in Los Angeles written out rather than abbreviated, in order to give a more complete understanding of the situation.

Hellay isn't just a place. It's a situation!

by downstrike November 19, 2004

15πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


legal

A one-word oxymoron, when it comes to the profession called "legal".

See attorney, legislator, and conflict of interest.

by downstrike September 14, 2004

97πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


sexual preference

One's preference for a particular type of sexual partner, regardless whether that preference is rigidly or casually held, and regardless how morally repugnant others may find that preference.

heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, and pedosexual are all sexual preferences. Pedosexual propaganda uses pedophile as a euphemism in place of pedosexual to make it seem like it isn't all that bad.

by downstrike May 30, 2004

104πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


PayOhHell

1. An epidemic infection of spyware and adware, frequently euphemized as AOL.

2. A heavy financial burden.

My sister went back to PayOhHell because she got scared by all the viruses that installed with SBC Yahoo's software.

by downstrike October 4, 2004

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


port

v. To move a phone number from one carrier or type of service to another; p.t., ported.

n. The act of porting a number.

I got a cell phone and ported the landline number to my cell phone. It was only supposed to take a week or so to port the number, but it took two months, instead.

The port went through yesterday, only no one bothered to tell me. I've had my cell phone turned off most of the time since no one could call it any way until the number is ported, so when I turned it on this morning it suddenly had four voice mails waiting.

by downstrike December 1, 2004

19πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


masturbation

Shaking hands with the unemployed.

He's shaking hands with the unemployed, just like a politician at the Unemployment Office.

Huh?

Masturbation.

Oh, of course!

by downstrike September 19, 2006

109πŸ‘ 95πŸ‘Ž


dedicate

To cause to belong or be devoted to. (See devotion.)

Some people dedicate their entire lives to a single goal.

by downstrike May 25, 2004

33πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž