mushy shatass

When a person shits in thier wetsuit while paddleing a surfboard out to the line up

Peter gambled and lost, and thus has mushy shatass

n.p.s.

1)niddie protection system
2)a system on a surf board to keep a person from getting nipple rash.

Peter locks in his nps on his way out to the line-up

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shoe-be

1)A person who does not go to the beach often, and ruins it for everyone when they do go
2) an amature

Most little kids from boone who try to surf are shoe-bes.

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