Trade Rape

What Brian Parker routinely does to Carl Spano.

Carl: I just traded Arian Foster for Mike Vick and Ryan Mathews.

Me: Dude, Vick and Mathews are the two most injury-prone players. Was this consensual or was this full-blown Trade Rape?

Carl: No, and he said that if I tell anyone, he'll hurt my family.

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