blanket vent

air space caused by another person in the bed sleeping so close that the blankets don't have enough space to sag down and cover the exposed back or shoulder

My wife loves me so much that every night she tucks in the covers to close off the blanket vent.

fuk'd

Short for fucked

I was fuk'd yesterday.

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shlime

word used instead of an answer in a class

teacher: james what is 7x8
me: shlime!

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the jaceman!

perhaps the sexiest man alive, but also the fourth largest queer. once seen eating his own detachable penis, the jaceman! is never a bore. pros: sexy bod, lady skills, herpes. cons: bad breath, fblp, herpes.

one time the jaceman! and myself were shooting craps. i says to the jaceman!, "hey, the jaceman!, wtf?" the jaceman! replies, "huh?" and i shot him

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Glowsticking

The next day feeling of positive vibes in a state of being that can only be described as euphoric. The feeling tends to last for hours, and is enhanced by the use of marijuana. People in this state are happy, relaxed and filled with love and in tune with their body. Music can greatly enhance the feeling of "glowsticking", and is usually preferenced by deep house and soft progressive genres. Being in the same company of people "glowsticking" is advised, but not necessary.

Man, I am glowsticking and this sounds amazing. Pass me the joint, thanks, I love you.

B.A.R.W

Stands for Beached Albino Rhino Whale.

Daaaamn, Rosie O'Donnel is the biggest B.A.RW I've ever seen!!

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benifer

tabloid combination of celeb names - Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez

Several grocery store rags just reported the Benifer wedding planned for last weekend in Santa Barbara has been permanently delayed because JLo requested a prenuptual agreement.

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