Brandon

Common name for any middle-school male who is a pretentious, loud-mouthed asshole.

Synonyms: Drama Queen, Ryan

Did you see how Brandon threw the ball, then fell, tumbled, and then whimpered and pretended to be injured so that everyone in the stands gave the collective gasp at the possibility that he might have actually broken something this time?

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Turkeycat

The pose a cat makes when it curls its front paws in underneath its chest in a manner resembling a reverse "prayer" pose.

Aww look, Kevin is laying on the floor with his chin on the carpet doing the turkeycat!