You only live nine times because you're a cat.
*Cat gets hit crossing the street*
Cat: Meow, YOLNTBYAC.
Other cat: YOLNTBYAC
13👍 2👎
Small penis. Usually around 2 inches.
Mike: I was going to have sex with this dude. But he was a Mac.
Josephine: Lol.
8👍 15👎