chuffed

To be very pleased, proud or happy with yourself

I just scored free tickets to the gig, I'm well chuffed!

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fucksnap

Idiot, retard, fucktard, asshat, wankstain.

Someone who can stand in the middle of a 4 way road where all directions are equally correct, and somehow find a 5th path that is WRONG.

Phil's a total fucksnap when he quits smoking, he becomes really annoying and silly.

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dork-fu

A dork, demonstrating his dork-prowess in a dorkly fashion, maybe on a chatroom, spilling out some intricate startrek drivel or pasting in loads of program code..

dork: woah i just wrote the best subroutine ever! it strips out all of the quotes and apostrophes in a quater of a nanosecond then tells you!!

$string =~ /(\'\")/og;
print "$1\n";

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batting material

Batting material is another word for Pornography or Eye candy

Phil is running low on fresh Batting Material, so he gets all angry and tetchy.

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fucktard

Fucking Retard, someone who is far beyond a dumbass, someone who has done something so rediculously stupid or braindead that words can scarcely define.

Phil, you're a fucktard!
That phil guy is a total fucktard.

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