black donut

The distinctive "donut-shaped" bruise that forms around a gunshot wound.

Let's give these motherfuckers some black donuts

stacker

A person that chooses to join the easier side in a casual video game (generally first-person shooters) - either the easier side of a map, or the side with the overall better teammates (usually both). This results in whitewash scores and players leaving from the underdog side in droves, often killing the server.

Nerd joining DTK server on 'Counter-Strike: Source': "Ah yes, good to see the usual stackers on CT side Nuke off the bat"

- 10 minutes later, server goes from 32 to 18 players and score is 7:0

Dink

Verb
To fire a round from any conventional firearm and strike the victim in the head. Originally used to describe the distinctive sound of a headshot within the Counter-Strike series of games, though is also used by (mainly CS) players within the context of other FPS (first person shooter) titles.

Nerd 1: "How the fuck did I dink him twice with the m4 and do 92 damage?"
Nerd 2: "Do you even dink?"

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Mittagong

A small town located 110km south-west of Sydney, Australia. Home of the late Sir Donald Bradman. Home to hundreds of thugging, ganging youths that smoke ice and will threaten you if alone. Also a tourist trap.

Woman: Where are you from, young man?
You: Mittagong, south of Sydney
Woman: Isn't that the place where I was mugged at gunpoint?
You: Most likely.

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Cone o'clock

The special time of day when you're about to sink a fat cone/bowl.

"guess what lads? It's cone o'clock!"
"fuck yeah, wait a sec so I can pack one"

"Excuse me young man, do you know what the time is?"
"Ummm ..."

*looks at wrist*

"yeah it's cone o'clock"