redneck rash

Similar to the yellow fever but with rednecks.

Vicky:”Have you heard Kim Lee is dating another NASCAR ultra, I swear to god if I go on another double date with her and he does not stop talking about corn and his stuck stepsister I am gonna yeet myself of the next bridge.”

Stacey:”Wow sounds like she has a severe case of redneck rash.”

glunched

slapping someone/smth with a wet hand

no restrictions on the liquid used, though it should be stated which liquid was used to wet the hand

“ I can’t believe that bitch spat in her hand and glunched my ass!”