Fishting

When you are fisting a girl but when you finish your hand smells like fish.

I was fishting Kaitlyn last night. Smell my hand Kyle.

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Bloody bat

When you have sex with a girl on her period, and your dick gets blood on it.

Dude, I was fucking this chick last night and halfway through realized I had a bloody bat!

samesies

A super gay way to say “same”.

OMG, samesies!

YES, samesies!

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Fagtron

A derogatory word for someone who is being a super gay robot.

Don’t be a fagtron, let’s do it!

Ballshack

A clever name for a man cave.

Let’s go out to the ballshack and play some pool.

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Robocock

A robot dick. Not to be mistaken for a porn parody of Robocop.

Have you seen the new robocock dildo? It’s so HOT.

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Peenapple

When you eat pineapple before you sex her up and the cum that comes from your penis tastes like pineapple.

She’s gonna get some of that peenapple tonight.