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A person who is absolutely addicted to spilling the beans, no matter what
Person: *tells secret
Person: Bro don't tell anyone, i hope you are not a bean spiller
Person 2: Trust me bro
Also Person 2: (on radio) Everybody, Joe told me that he lik-
The abrupt and painful removal of all sources of caffeine from one's life, resulting in withdrawal symptoms akin to a person who has lost all meaning in their existence.
After realizing the detrimental effects of excessive caffeine consumption, John decided to undergo a caffeinectomy. Now, he wanders through life in a perpetual state of tiredness, questioning the purpose of his existence with every yawn.
When you exist, but no one ever speaks about you, they barely know you exist.
I have been feeling like Schrodinger's Dog lately. Nobody knows I exist.
When you're into chicks and hentai but you don't want anyone to know that
"Bro what do you like? Dont lie"
"Uh I am into chickentai, a subject researching very important stuff"