brick shithouse complex

a term used to explain man's fear of getting cornholed when squatting in the bush, specifically homophobic men who wear their manhood as a defence system against what they feel is threateningly "gay".

Someone: "Vlad the Impaler enjoyed impaling people up the sphincter so he must of been scared someone would do the same to him"
Someone #2 "For sure, he totally built that castle of his with a brick shithouse complex"

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