stalking your clock

it's when you have problems sleeping and lay there watching your clock so often that it's like a stalker watching their victim.

ron: i've been having so much trouble sleeping.
tif: you been stalking your clock?
ron: worse than a stalker with their victim

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batodactyl

a bat that gets into your house, it looks huge while you are running from it. similar to a pterodactyl, only it's a bat

he laughs "it's just a lil bat". she screams "it's huge. it's a batodactyl! run for your life"

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