Humbaster

A woman who after performing fellatio, unbeknownst to the man, spits his semen into a turkey baster and deposits it in her womb. After 9 fruitful months gives birth to the humbasted baby and then often proceeds to sue for childsupport.

He didn't even know the chick and she gave him a blowy in the alley behind the bar and turkey basted herself with it. Watch out for that humbaster.

muckled

Drunk, to be completely obliterated, toasted, ripped, bettied, bombed, rickied.

Tim was completely muckled last night behind the bar. He had a few too many muckle sodas with Shamus.

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