douchebag

A person with a shitty personality that needs to "take themself the fuck down" or "go home and get their fucking shine box." A douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole that most people wish were killed with a Mortal Kombat fatality.

Damn, i thought "Beverly Hills 90210" won the permanent award for most douchebags casted in one weekly television show, but then someone had to go make that show, "Friends."

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messhead

a man who does not shower for days, despite getting his dick sucked by a 250 lb hog. Therefore, his hair is messy due to a lack of showering and his smaller, more sensitive dome is tarnished with the remains of a man-juice-milkshake improperly guzzled by a fat troll.

we gotta get some more messheads to occupy the poundage apparent in the bitty population of this party.

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